靳騏身形一拐，拐進毓秀食堂方向，我才驚覺自己是被占了便宜，好吧，我一直不能一心二用，在受到g擾的情況下，只會選b較重要的那一方來做出反應(yīng)。                                                                                                             對我來說，紐扣開了的問題要b被那小兔崽子一個熊抱要嚴重的多，那是春光乍現(xiàn)啊。                                                                                                             被揩了油雖然讓我一時之間很憤怒，可后來也漸漸地遺忘了，直到有一天突然想起這件事情，我恍然驚覺，靳騏這家伙真的挺居心叵測的，那個時候就已經(jīng)把魔爪伸向了那么純真無暇的我。                                                                                                             靳騏也不反駁，只不過很意味深長地看著我，等到我被他看的全身發(fā)毛的時候，他一把把人壓倒……                                                                                                             等到后來，他不過吐出了一句“你確定當時對我的熊抱不是沒有欣喜過的？”                                                                                                             好吧，我承認，當年他的熊抱，在面對那么多人的詫異、震撼的眼神注視下，我也得瑟了一下。                                                                                                             畢竟，這揩油也可以相互，所以在他占我便宜的時候，從某種角度上我也沾了他的便宜。                                                                                                             在半個小時之后，靳騏把飯卡還給了我，看到那一張很紅光滿面的臉，我足可以預(yù)見我的飯卡遭遇了怎么樣的一種浩劫。                                                                                                             悲劇啊tat                                                                                                             “學姐，我不小心，稍稍多花了一點點……”靳騏看了我一眼，但是這表情很明明白白地在說，他g本就是有意的。                                                                                                             “咱倆不熟，記得還錢?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            我瞪他，這個有什么好說的，花多少就給我還多少，沒有想到一個長那么好看的男生居然智商那么的低。                                                                                                             “凌墨學姐，談錢傷感情啊。”靳騏聲調(diào)懶洋洋的。                                                                                                             “別和我談感情，太傷錢了?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            我回嘴，和這家伙稍微牽扯了一點而已，就已經(jīng)很nve戀情深了，要感情多了，估計連灰都不剩下了。                                                                                                             雖然我沒有對靳騏自報家門過，可聽到從他嘴里面念出自己名字的時候，我一點都不覺得意外。                                                                                                             why                                                                                                             在那飯卡上明明白白的記錄著我的姓名、學號和班級呢！                                                                                                             靳騏又眼巴巴地看著我，那眼神看上去還有點被丟棄的小狗一樣可憐兮兮。                                                                                                             這眼神實在太給力了。                                                                                                             你說這男人怎么就沒有下線的呢！                                                                                                             我閉了閉眼，揮了揮手，自認倒霉算了，反正這月還沒充飯卡，撐si了也就被他花掉五十塊錢，就當把那天的晚飯錢還給他了。                                                                                                             也就五十塊錢而已，姐還虧的起。                                                                                                             “學姐，你可真是個好人?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            靳騏笑啊笑的，一如賣笑專業(yè)戶，又開始在那邊謀殺過場nvx的注意力。                                                                                                             所以說人善被人欺這個說辭很正確的，沒辦法，我實在太善良了啊╮(╯_╰)╭                                                                                                             在靳騏離開之后，我立馬殺向了學生卡充值點。                                                                                                             “請幫我查一下學號04134401030的校園卡消費記錄。”我趴在窗口，報出自己的卡號。                                                                                                             “掉了？”                                                                                                             窗口里面的工作員阿姨一邊抬頭看我，一手熟練地敲擊了幾下鍵盤，一雙眸子神采奕奕地看著我，殷切希望我的回答會是yes.                                                                                                             “唔?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            我含糊其辭，這種地方也是暴利機構(gòu)，b重新補辦一張銀行卡還要貴上十塊錢，就算是gdp再怎么漲也不行啊，我口袋里面的錢一直沒漲啊，從福布斯窮人榜爬上富人榜也需要一定的過渡時期，我從不買彩票的?。?nbsp;                                                                                                            阿姨扯了一張消費票子給我，我看了一眼關(guān)于今天的消費單，除了在食堂消費的一餐以外，還有一個學校超市的消費，居然是買了一包大白兔n糖。                                                                                                             “要辦卡么？直接從你剩下的錢里面扣?！卑⒁虇栔?，聲音里面很顯然透著興奮。                                                                                                             “不了，我又把掉的卡給撿回來了，所以想要來看看到底是花了多少錢?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            我正se回答，然后冒著那失望的眼神走出了校園卡充值點。                                                                                                             靳騏那家伙以一袋大白兔n糖給第二次見面給劃上了句號，我想，他終有一天要被三聚氰胺毒出結(jié)石的！                                                                                                             這兩次見面每次都以我的一敗涂地為最終結(jié)局，但人多少有點自nve的心態(tài)，像是吃辣一樣，明知道吃的時候胃里面火燒火燎的，嘴巴上也像點了一團火一樣，可在某種程度卻有一種痛快的感覺。                                                                                                             唔，或者文雅從某個角度上說我散發(fā)著m的氣息還真的沒有說錯的，我骨子里面還真有著m的味道。                                                                                                             也正是因為如此，我對靳騏的印象格外深刻。                                                                                                             雖然第三次的時候我也沒有掏到多少便宜，而且涉及私隱，實在太過于掉臉了，第三次見面過程可以暫時擱置不提，容我往后再議。                                                                                                             經(jīng)過兩年的沉寂，單身許久的nv人一旦情感爆發(fā)起來的時候，不管從行為上還是心態(tài)上都有點可怕的。 我老牛吃neng草的萌動越發(fā)的強烈了起來，首先我要恭喜自己在夏末未涼的發(fā)春了，證明自己的x向還是正常無b的。                                                                                                             據(jù)文雅姐和依依姐后來回憶說，曾經(jīng)一度我在睡夢之中用那jia0yin之聲喊著“雅蠛蝶雅蠛蝶”一類的詞，甚至有一次還帶了角se扮演味道的“將軍不要嘛”這種讓她們嚇出了一身冷汗的話來。                                                                                                             我表示灰常的汗顏，這種不是我能控制的，頂多我控制自己絕不喊出“一庫一庫”或者“ki mo chi i i”【好舒服】這種話來。                                                                                                             可是不管心情再怎么b0*起，只要想到照靳騏的x子，我?guī)缀醵寄軌蝾A(yù)料到自己的結(jié)局會有多么的悲慘和凄涼，甚至成為人生之中份外難忘的回憶，在最后的大學生涯落下一個y影。                                                                                                             每每想到這畫面的時候，我徹底淪為早*泄nv了，這種情況一直維持到了那一天……                                                                                                             其實那一天也g本就沒有什么特別的，依舊是那yd的一天而已。                                                                                                             等到日落h昏的時候，我在廣播間里頭播音，在實施新聞之中參雜了音樂進去，然后思索著等會要去吃點啥，等廣播結(jié)束之后，我懷疑被學生侵略過的食堂基本上也會成為“三光”地帶，蝗蟲過境，渣也不剩。                                                                                                             在這一段廣播即將到尾聲的時候，廣播間的門一下子被人打開了。                                                                                                             我有些郁悶地望過去，在廣播進行時之中開門進來很容易影響人，但是在看到進門的人是楊逸之后，我決定原諒他。                                                                                                             美se讓人的寬容度也會高一點╮(╯_╰)╭                                                                                                             楊逸朝著我招了招手，估計有話想要對我說，我點了點頭，反正這檔節(jié)目也已經(jīng)到了尾聲，我播報完最后一條訊息，然后切換到音樂上去。                                                                                                             我把耳麥拿下來。                                                                                                             “今天又有這閑情逸致？”我坐在辦公椅子上看著楊逸，當年我來面試的時候，他也是這么一個姿態(tài)對著我的，現(xiàn)在，只能說三十年河東三十年河西。                                                                                                             “明天要去a市實習，所以臨走之前再來瞅瞅?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            楊逸笑著回答著，手扶過那曾經(jīng)屬于他的控制臺，然后走進了我這小小的播音空間里面，慢慢地撫m過去，像是眷戀的戀人一樣，那模樣，看得我覺得有點感觸，明年我就成了楊逸了。                                                                                                             “恩，在a市自己注意一點。有事記得說一聲，能幫忙的地方一定幫。”                                                                                                             我嘴笨，每次到了這種場合，總是不知道該說點什么好，詞句匱乏，就像之前文雅失戀哭的傷心yu絕的時候，我也只會笨笨地抱著她然后慢慢地拍著背重復(fù)來重復(fù)去一句“別哭了，咱會找到更好的”。                                                                                                             我是一個不會安慰人的孩子。                                                                                                             楊逸笑了笑，然后伸手m了m我的腦袋。                                                                                                             “阿墨你是個好孩子。”楊逸語調(diào)認真。                                                                                                             我撫額，每次被人發(fā)好人卡的時候，我覺得自己接下來一定會吃虧，從這個角度上來說，我還是當壞孩子好一點。                                                                                                             “我不請吃飯的撒，學長?！蔽已a充，雖然楊逸明天要走，我要送的頂多就是一路順風而已，絕對不辦什么餞別宴一類的。                                                                                                             “阿墨，你向那個喜歡的男生告白了么？”楊逸不置可否，只是挑了挑眉頭，轉(zhuǎn)開了話題。                                                                                                             一提到這件事情，我就有點想要捂臉淚奔的感覺，我把椅背一轉(zhuǎn)，背靠著廣播臺，搖頭。                                                                                                             “算了吧?！蔽艺f，“這實在太考驗我的勇氣了，你要知道，這得多大的勇氣?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “那不覺得可惜么，”楊逸站在我旁邊，聲音之中帶了點惋惜，“總是要讓人知道才好，難道要等到你畢業(yè)的那一天，才肯跟人說么，實在不行，你用其他語言來告訴他，你喜歡他吧。像是什么阿姨洗鐵路，偶吧，撒狼黑喲一類的。”                                                                                                             “……”                                                                                                             我突然覺得楊逸從某個方面上也是挺ga0笑的，尤其是在說到那“偶吧，撒狼黑喲”這一句b子語的時候，他居然還做了一個韓劇里面姑娘最喜歡做的動作——雙手高舉上頭頂，做出心型姿態(tài)。                                                                                                             這個世界果然最雷，只有更雷。                                                                                                             我想，要是我真的當著靳騏的面做出這個動作來，一定是會雷si一群人的吧！                                                                                                             “那個，他b我小，用偶吧似乎不是很正確?！蔽也亮瞬令^上的冷汗，突然覺得會和楊逸較真的自己也挺囧的。                                                                                                             “唔……”楊逸m著下巴，“直接一點吧，阿墨你上去對他說，兩個選擇，要么交往，要么shishen，咱們總得撈回一點好處來。”                                                                                                             “恩，要么交往，要么shishen?！蔽尹c吧點吧腦袋，擺出兇狠樣，“兩樣不選，h瓜攻菊花！”                                                                                                             反正這種隨便說說可以不用給錢。                                                                                                             “很好！”楊逸拍了拍我的肩膀，一副很如釋重負的模樣，然后他整個人轉(zhuǎn)過了身，對著話筒說了一句，“如果那個neng草同學現(xiàn)在在聽廣播的話，應(yīng)該會聽到我們阿墨同學的話了，要么交往，要么shishen，兩樣不選，h瓜攻菊花?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “我想，為了避免菊花殘滿地傷的境界，neng草同學，你還是老老實實選了吧！”                                                                                                             楊逸在我呆若木**的情況下再度把話筒切換到了音樂上。                                                                                                             “非常時期，非常手段。”楊逸做出最終解釋，進行結(jié)案陳詞，正se的像在法庭上做出最終判決的審判長一樣。                                                                                                             我撒丫子淚奔，嚶嚶嚶嚶，我不用在z大混了……