靳騏的頭像沒有什么特別的，一個(gè)簡(jiǎn)簡(jiǎn)單單的系統(tǒng)頭像，隔著電腦，誰(shuí)都不知道那資料里面填的是真實(shí)還是虛假的，就像在網(wǎng)游里面，誰(shuí)知道對(duì)方是人妖還妖人，更或者，也許是一堆亂碼。                                                                                                             網(wǎng)戀有風(fēng)險(xiǎn)，交心需謹(jǐn)慎。                                                                                                             好在靳騏我還是親自接觸過的，絕對(duì)不是人妖也不是妖人，連偽娘也夠不上，一個(gè)男人能滿足這么幾點(diǎn)，還是緊緊抓牢吧。                                                                                                             靳騏加了我，一會(huì)之后，他給我發(fā)了一條信息。                                                                                                             “你把我們的關(guān)系給詔告天下了吧！”                                                                                                             看著對(duì)話框里的話，我還真得挺佩服靳騏的，居然還能夠猜得這么的準(zhǔn)確，瞧瞧他提問的時(shí)候基本上都不用問號(hào)直接用感嘆號(hào)的。                                                                                                             我不知道該說什么b較好一點(diǎn)，只能發(fā)了一個(gè)害羞的表情給他，然后開始顧左右而言他例如大白兔n糖真好吃神馬的，雖然里面可能會(huì)有三聚氰胺。                                                                                                             “和你家那個(gè)在聊天呢？”依依站到了我的身邊，問著。                                                                                                             “你家那個(gè)”，這個(gè)形容可真好聽，我洋洋得意，朝著她回眸一笑，看的她生生地倒ch0u了一口冷氣。                                                                                                             “阿墨，咱都知道你現(xiàn)在心情很得瑟，但是有時(shí)候也是需要低調(diào)一點(diǎn)，你太高調(diào)了，會(huì)被人滅的?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            依依拍了拍我的肩膀，語(yǔ)重心長(zhǎng)。                                                                                                             “問你一下你家那個(gè)，什么時(shí)候請(qǐng)客吃飯。”文雅也湊了過來，一邊看著我的對(duì)話框開口詢問我。                                                                                                             這個(gè)是我們寢室不成文的規(guī)定，一旦有人交了男朋友之后，都會(huì)請(qǐng)寢室里的人吃上一餐，算是落實(shí)一個(gè)名分而已，之前陳亮和文雅已經(jīng)分手的男友也都請(qǐng)過吃過飯。                                                                                                             我想了想，然后還是按照依依和文雅的意思發(fā)了過去，靳騏立馬就回復(fù)了一個(gè)“好”字，g脆而又利索，然后又說地點(diǎn)時(shí)間都由我們定就好。                                                                                                             居然這么g脆？                                                                                                             而依依和文雅不疑有他，開始挑選學(xué)校附近的小餐館，時(shí)隔一年半，她們決定再好好宰殺一下我身邊的肥羊。                                                                                                             我想了想之后又發(fā)了一條短信過去。                                                                                                             “你確定？”                                                                                                             “恩，毛腳nv婿總是要見公婆的?！苯U回我。                                                                                                             看在那留言，我的臉又紅了，明明我b他還大了兩歲，居然這么容易就被調(diào)戲了。                                                                                                             “到時(shí)候你記得戴眼鏡，免得又鬧出見面不相識(shí)的事情來，我可不是你的前男友，沒有那么好的風(fēng)度?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            靳騏叮嚀了一聲之后表示自己還有點(diǎn)事情，要先下線。                                                                                                             看著那頭像灰暗下去，我把腦袋磕在了書桌上，這家伙果然還記得那件事情。                                                                                                             我的前男友江尚遠(yuǎn)，和我同一個(gè)系一個(gè)班的。                                                                                                             剛剛踏入大學(xué)的時(shí)候，總是對(duì)書上描述的大學(xué)生活充滿了幻想，可是直到自己親身t驗(yàn)了大學(xué)生活之后才知道書上那描述的唯美的ai情啊，還有隨處可見帥哥都是y出來的。                                                                                                             在入大學(xué)還不到兩個(gè)月的時(shí)間，我們寢室三個(gè)兩人墜入了ai河之中，留下我一個(gè)人形影相吊煢煢孑立。                                                                                                             大學(xué)第二個(gè)月，江尚遠(yuǎn)表現(xiàn)出了對(duì)我的興趣，一天一朵紅玫瑰地送了一個(gè)月，到月底的時(shí)候我答應(yīng)了，然后在暑假的第一個(gè)月月底，我和他平靜地分了手。                                                                                                             沒有傷心也沒有yu絕，平靜的就像說了一句“明天天氣不好，我不想出去玩了”，甚至還吃好喝好，等到九月開學(xué)的時(shí)候，t重還b之前超標(biāo)了十斤，整張臉看上去都r嘟嘟的了。                                                                                                             江尚遠(yuǎn)長(zhǎng)的不差，可離帥的標(biāo)準(zhǔn)總覺得還差了那么一點(diǎn)，回顧那段感情，我只能說，都是寂寞惹的禍。                                                                                                             當(dāng)然，我并不認(rèn)為江尚遠(yuǎn)在和我分手之后會(huì)出現(xiàn)食不知味一類的癥狀，大多數(shù)男人對(duì)感情這回事情都看的很淡，就像曾經(jīng)有一個(gè)很紅的男明星對(duì)著那在演藝圈呈透明狀的nv友說“只要她今天說結(jié)婚，我明天就娶她”一樣，只不過這承諾被時(shí)間沖淡了，再也找不回曾經(jīng)的香醇。                                                                                                             更何況，雖然和江尚遠(yuǎn)交往的時(shí)間不長(zhǎng)，對(duì)于這個(gè)男人我多少還知道點(diǎn)底，他在和我交往的時(shí)候還和高中里面的nv友有點(diǎn)藕斷絲連，我想如果不是那nv孩子沒有考上z大的話，他也不會(huì)考慮我吧，在他眼中，我的存在價(jià)值大概屬于“備胎”。                                                                                                             不過也不需要感到歉意什么的，我的情感投入也b他多多少，只是因?yàn)榧拍拓澬迈r而已。后來再細(xì)想想，在這段感情之中我唯一做錯(cuò)的事情是和同班同學(xué)交往。                                                                                                             所謂的“分手以后還是朋友”這種話，都是說來騙人的，很少會(huì)有人真的做到這一點(diǎn)。因?yàn)樗臀沂且粋€(gè)班的，上下課見面多少都有點(diǎn)難堪，再加上后來聽班上幾個(gè)相處的不錯(cuò)的男生說在開學(xué)之后，有人問分手的時(shí)候，他說是他先提出的。                                                                                                             一個(gè)男人做到這個(gè)份上，也算是極品了。                                                                                                             nv人一向是口是心非的生物，就像我嘴巴上說無所謂，心底里面多少有點(diǎn)在乎的，所以到后來的時(shí)候，基本上見到他會(huì)直接會(huì)忽視過去。                                                                                                             在第三次見到的靳騏的時(shí)候，就在這種有點(diǎn)狹路相逢的場(chǎng)景下。                                                                                                             那天傍晚有點(diǎn)燥熱，剛睡醒不久的我下寢室樓準(zhǔn)備去食堂打飯，穿著汗衫短k，腳上拖著拖鞋，頭發(fā)亂七八糟的，也沒有怎么整理。                                                                                                             很多時(shí)候nv生就是這樣的，出門的時(shí)候光鮮亮麗，一回到寢室房間，怎么邋遢怎么覺得舒服，無數(shù)次，我們都狼嚎著，那是懶樣的青春年華。                                                                                                             我就是在這種情況下遇上了我的前男友江尚遠(yuǎn)。                                                                                                             其實(shí)我g本沒有看清楚那遠(yuǎn)遠(yuǎn)走來的人是誰(shuí)，我有近視，度數(shù)雖不高，但是在散光的配合下，離睜眼瞎子的道路越來越近，遇上沒戴眼鏡或者沒戴隱形眼鏡的日子里面，隔的遠(yuǎn)一點(diǎn)，我基本上可視的只有衣服和身型，那張臉從來都沒有看清楚過。                                                                                                             江尚遠(yuǎn)那天似乎有點(diǎn)二，如果不用“二”來形容，我真的是找不到那么貼切的形容詞了。在我們分手的一年半時(shí)間里面，交流甚少，也從來沒有出現(xiàn)過其中一方主動(dòng)打招呼的行為。                                                                                                             而這個(gè)注定不平常的傍晚，江尚遠(yuǎn)很二地隔著老遠(yuǎn)和我打了聲招呼，還用那很開心的音調(diào)遠(yuǎn)遠(yuǎn)對(duì)我嚷著“阿墨”。                                                                                                             在那一刻，我發(fā)誓，我用我全身上下發(fā)誓，我絕對(duì)不是故意的。                                                                                                             我不過在瞇起了眼睛看了半天也沒看清楚到底是誰(shuí)之后，很自然不過地問了一句“你誰(shuí)啊”，絕對(duì)沒有所謂的語(yǔ)調(diào)輕揚(yáng)，面帶不屑。                                                                                                             其實(shí)以前的時(shí)候這種情況也不是沒有發(fā)生過，有一天中午下課，我和依依、文雅往宿舍走，在半路上遇上了一個(gè)騎著自行車的人，對(duì)方朝著我招了招手，沒戴眼鏡的我也回以招手。                                                                                                             等到那姑娘騎過了之后，依依和文雅好奇問我是誰(shuí)。                                                                                                             我沉默了半晌之后才回答說自己g本就沒有看清楚，只是模糊看到對(duì)方在朝這邊揮手，所以下意思地?fù)]手而已。                                                                                                             所以從之前的事情就可以說明，我的本質(zhì)真的不壞，至少不會(huì)故意給人難堪。                                                                                                             等到走近了，我才看見剛剛和我打招呼的人居然是我的前男友，他臉se鐵青，一雙眼睛幾乎都快冒火了，而他的身邊站著的是他的新nv友，小我們一屆某個(gè)系里面的一個(gè)學(xué)妹，她的臉se自然也不是很好看的。                                                                                                             那個(gè)時(shí)候的我覺得自己像看到了草泥馬在我面前跑過一樣，無b的xia0hun。                                                                                                             “阿墨，你還在小心眼呢？”                                                                                                             江尚遠(yuǎn)露齒一笑，那輕快的語(yǔ)氣聽上去似乎覺得我剛剛是在故作不認(rèn)識(shí)，滿心滿眼的都在訴說著“你是小心眼的nv人”。                                                                                                             我沉默不出聲，nv人的小心眼，往往都是被男人b出來的，誰(shuí)叫你們男人一直為難nv人呢！                                                                                                             “阿墨，有時(shí)候，心x得放寬大一點(diǎn)才行，小氣吧啦的，男生不會(huì)喜歡斤斤計(jì)較的nv生的?！苯羞h(yuǎn)越說越high，現(xiàn)場(chǎng)給我上起了“男nv相處之道”                                                                                                             “圣人不是早說了，唯小人和nv子難養(yǎng)也?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            我聽的頭冒青筋，我什么時(shí)候斤斤計(jì)較了，要是我真的計(jì)較，當(dāng)年在你說你甩了jiejie我的時(shí)候就應(yīng)該當(dāng)著全班的面給你一耳刮子讓你徹底沒臉，jiejie一聲不吭也算是厚道了，別欺人太甚呀！而且我和他在一起的時(shí)候，什么好處可都沒撈到，現(xiàn)在他時(shí)不時(shí)在班級(jí)里面炫耀送給新nv友的禮物給新nv友買了什么品牌的衣服一類的，當(dāng)初我可是連一碗鴨血粉絲都是自己付錢的。                                                                                                             “而且，你身邊的，不就也是一個(gè)難養(yǎng)的？”我說，“對(duì)了，最近你似乎總向班上男生借錢，要是真的有困難，看在以前的份上，我也可以借你幾百的?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            現(xiàn)在不如以前，大學(xué)里面的戀情，很多就是這樣，男人把nv人當(dāng)洗衣機(jī)或是活動(dòng)的充氣娃娃，而nv人則是把男生當(dāng)做飯卡和銀行卡。                                                                                                             各取所需，情ai不多，把a(bǔ)i情當(dāng)做一場(chǎng)速食的買賣。                                                                                                             江尚遠(yuǎn)家境不算是太好，一個(gè)月頂多也就只有一千塊左右的零用錢，聽男生說經(jīng)常是捉襟見肘，外債無數(shù)。                                                                                                             我這一句話，很明顯是打在了他的七寸上，讓他在nv友面前掉了臉，成功地讓他的臉se轉(zhuǎn)變成了冰霜。                                                                                                             “凌墨！”                                                                                                             江尚遠(yuǎn)咬牙切齒。                                                                                                             “阿墨，我都餓了，你還和他磨嘰什么？”                                                                                                             寬大的手搭上了我的肩膀，這突然的動(dòng)作，嚇了我一跳，扭頭看去的時(shí)候只看到一張俊秀的臉在我眼前放大。                                                                                                             距離夠近，足夠我能看的清楚。                                                                                                             可惡的靳騏！                                                                                                             “走了走了。”靳騏半拖半拉，把我運(yùn)輸出了那低氣壓圈，往著食堂而去。                                                                                                             “看不出來，刺還挺尖的?！苯U嘖嘖出奇，“前男友？” 我不想理他，每次遇上這小子準(zhǔn)沒好事，天知道他在那邊到底看了多久。                                                                                                             “學(xué)姐，不得不說一句，你選男人的眼光還真的挺差?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            靳騏用無b中肯的語(yǔ)氣來應(yīng)對(duì)我的沉默。                                                                                                             我坐直了身t，m過手機(jī)，把自己剛剛想到要對(duì)靳騏說的話發(fā)了過去，這句話我一定要說給靳騏聽，看，就算是姐眼光再差不也是傍到了像是靳騏那樣貨se的男人，總得來說，還是男人的質(zhì)量差了點(diǎn)。                                                                                                             ~\(≧▽≦)/~                                                                                                             一會(huì)之后，靳騏發(fā)了一條威脅意味很足的短信過來。                                                                                                             “你給我皮繃緊一點(diǎn)！”╭n╮（︶︿︶）╭n╮