日子就這么地過了兩天，似乎那人也不清楚我偷偷地在點名單上動的那一點小手腳，反正我就是一個打醬油路過的娃，甚安全。                                                                                                             周五的晚上，通常nv生寢室都會處于一種躁動不安的氛圍內(nèi)，尤其是那大一剛進校的菜鳥。                                                                                                             在z大，有個不成文的習慣，每周五晚上六點半開始，師生活動中心的五樓會都會一個舞會。                                                                                                             在剛進學校的時候，我也曾經(jīng)是舞會的ai好分子。                                                                                                             沒辦法，那個時候多少還帶著點蘿莉氣息，還做著在舞會上遇見一個白馬王子型號的人物，他能夠執(zhí)起我的手，翩翩起舞。                                                                                                             等到在學?；炝艘粋€月之后，我不得不承認，幻想很美好，現(xiàn)實忒殘酷，會在舞會上出現(xiàn)的，絕對不是王子，頂多就是白馬而已。                                                                                                             所以現(xiàn)在的我，練就了面對舞會心如止水的地步。                                                                                                             “阿墨，你覺得那件好看？”                                                                                                             沈依依一手抓著一件衣服，在自己身上b劃著，一邊回過了頭瞅著我問著。                                                                                                             對于沈依依來說，周末日，約會日。今天晚上的她打算和她家小亮子去壓馬路，也真為難她在九月初這種還處于三十來度高溫天氣還有心情逛街。                                                                                                             “什么都不穿最好?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            我哼唧著，把擺在自己書桌上的小電風扇開到最大檔，這么熱的天，不管白天還是晚上，走的都是sh身路線，有穿等于沒穿。                                                                                                             “阿墨，你越來越猥瑣了！”沈依依臉一紅，斥了我一聲，小nv兒家的嬌羞狀態(tài)十足。                                                                                                             我哼了哼，少年不流氓，發(fā)育不正常么！不過依依和亮哥的發(fā)展看著真讓人眼紅妒忌啊，尤其在我這種單身貴族的眼中，絕對的紅果果。                                                                                                             “阿墨！”                                                                                                             平地乍起一聲雷，半掩的房間門被人刷地一下推開，砰地一下撞到墻面上，發(fā)出一聲巨響。                                                                                                             趙倩走了進來，額頭上溢出一層薄汗，有些氣急敗壞。                                                                                                             “嘛事？！”                                                                                                             我回頭瞅她，有些心疼寢室的門，推壞了我可不打算賠。                                                                                                             “你上一次幫我去點的計算機班的名，有個人說他明明來上課的，可是在布告欄上的通告批評上卻有他的名字，你是不是ga0錯了？”                                                                                                             趙倩有些焦急地問著。                                                                                                             聽趙倩這么一說，基本上不用猜，我就知道那個人是誰了，居然還真的找上門來了！                                                                                                             我居然忘記了，通告批評那回事要到周末才揭曉，還真的以為自己做的小手腳沒有人知道而沾沾自喜，實在是太愚蠢了！                                                                                                             看吧，現(xiàn)在對方找上門算賬了吧！                                                                                                             我把腦袋往著書桌上一埋，開始裝柔弱裝生病，“我頭疼，我什么都不知道。”                                                                                                             這黑鍋，趙倩jiejie你還是背了算了。                                                                                                             o(╯□╰)o                                                                                                             趙倩jiejie看我的眼神瞬間變成恨不能把我送去人道毀滅了。                                                                                                             “阿墨，可真有你的！”趙倩怒極反笑，“你好歹也給我吱個聲先，就算背黑鍋jiejie我也認了，反正也不是什么大不了的事情。人家現(xiàn)在就在樓下守著要給個說法呢！”                                                                                                             “他說我的x一手不能掌握……”我期期艾艾，萬分委屈地開口，“然后我就小心眼地扯了他后腿?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            我覺得只是禮尚往來而已，這不怪我，真的！                                                                                                             趙倩掃了我的x兩眼，那眼神就像是銳利的手術(shù)刀，割開衣服割那兩坨脂肪，割完一刀又一刀，可惜就是不能把它們真的給割掉。                                                                                                             “那人可是帥哥，趙倩jiejie你順帶看看能不能解決了你的終身大事，回頭記得給我媒人紅包?！蔽遗踔粡埨夏樤谀沁呇b可ai討好，十足的不知羞愧為何物。                                                                                                             趙倩瞪了我一眼，然后又蹭蹭蹭地出去了。                                                                                                             我急忙把手上的那一杯泡面往著桌子上一放，跑yan臺去了。                                                                                                             我們寢室位于六樓，地理位置得天獨厚，朝南方向，全年接受yan光的洗禮，冬天的時候搬凳子出來還能一邊曬太yan一邊玩斗地主。                                                                                                             我趴在yan臺上，低頭往著寢室門口看。                                                                                                             夏末微涼，六點多的時候天還光亮無b，天空中一片se彩斑斕的火燒云，寢室門口有不少人來來往往，也有男生在樓下駐足等候，可是只消一眼，我就瞧見小白臉君李澈的位子。                                                                                                             他依靠在一顆水杉樹上，白襯衫，白k子，白球鞋，一頭碎發(fā)略長，卻很服帖，那小模樣看上去還真的是挺有校園偶像的feel。                                                                                                             我的心又開始danyan了。                                                                                                             你說長相好看的人怎么就有那么一個惡劣的x格呢，果然上帝是公平的??！                                                                                                             趙倩出了寢室門，往著小白臉君方向而去，而那他卻像是不經(jīng)意一樣往著我這邊瞟了一眼。                                                                                                             我像是一個小偷一樣急忙地蹲下了身去，他只是瞟一眼而已，應該不可能看見的，我想。                                                                                                             “阿墨，電話！”沈依依在屋子里頭叫了一聲。                                                                                                             “誒……”                                                                                                             我應著，急忙往著屋子里頭躥。                                                                                                             手機在書桌上一直不停滴響著，因為震動而發(fā)出“嗤嗤嗤”的聲響，我拿起手機一看，屏幕上顯示的是趙倩的電話。                                                                                                             不是吧？                                                                                                             我小心翼翼地按下了接聽鍵，還沒等我開口，趙倩的怒聲就迎面而來了，宛如海嘯。                                                                                                             “你給我滾下來！”(╰_╯)#                                                                                                             我哀號一聲，天要亡我!                                                                                                             磨磨唧唧地，我花了十分鐘的時間才從樓上下來了，李澈依舊維持著靠在水杉樹上那裝b的姿勢，看的我沒蛋都還是疼了。                                                                                                             在他的旁邊還站著一個沒見過的男生，小模樣長的也挺好看的，不過和小白臉君一b，自然差了點，雖然不至于一個天上一個地下，但是有時候差之毫厘謬以千里，在容貌上大概也是可以適用的，你想想，在飛利浦旁邊放了一個國產(chǎn)電燈泡，這種感覺總是有點不一樣的。                                                                                                             見到我來，小白臉君嘴邊起了笑，那小眼神瞅的我心底直發(fā)虛。                                                                                                             趙倩站在一邊，一雙眸子也盯著我看著。                                                                                                             不就是我小心眼了一下么，至于么，至于么……                                                                                                             我低頭開始用腳上的拖鞋蹭地面，突然發(fā)現(xiàn)自己腳上那一雙還有著維尼熊的頭像的拖鞋，多少還是有點慫的，早知道就應該就應該換一雙鞋子再下來的。                                                                                                             “終于肯出現(xiàn)了？趙倩？”                                                                                                             小白臉君那略顯薄涼而又透著一gu子慵懶味道的聲音響了起來。                                                                                                             這丫的明明就是故意的！                                                                                                             我抬眼偷偷看了一下趙倩，果然她的臉se很黑，就像是她要背負的黑鍋一樣，黑的徹底。                                                                                                             “啊，錯了，不應該叫你趙倩的?！毙“啄樉龖醒笱蟮穆曇粲猪懫?，“話說，到底誰是趙倩來著？”                                                                                                             這丫的是故意的，明知故問。                                                                                                             但是現(xiàn)在的我自知理虧與人，自然不敢揭竿而起，只能夾著尾巴做人，伸手指了指站在一邊的趙倩，承認自己是山寨。                                                                                                             “同學，別得寸進尺啊，這一次的確是我們不對，現(xiàn)在我們向你道歉，我會向?qū)W生科反應這一次的事情，會發(fā)道歉和撤銷對你的通告批評，你覺得怎么樣!”                                                                                                             趙倩似乎有點聽不下去了，聲音凜然很有在學生科混的范兒，瞧這危機處理的多專業(yè)化，我星星眼地往著，只差沒有整個人往著她身后縮過去，尋求趙倩jiejie的保護了。                                                                                                             有時候nv人b男人還爺們，這句話還真不是吹噓的。                                                                                                             李澈和那個站在一邊一聲不吭的國產(chǎn)燈泡互看了一眼，后者挑了挑眉。                                                                                                             “那行，”李澈點了點頭，表示對于這個處理還算滿意，“這事就這么算了吧！”                                                                                                             嚶嚶嚶嚶，完美解決，果然是趙倩jiejie出馬，誰與爭鋒！                                                                                                             我得瑟地準備轉(zhuǎn)身回宿舍樓上，這么熱的天氣，沒有空調(diào)沒有電扇，絕對活不下去的！                                                                                                             但是還沒等我跨出一步，脖子后頭就已經(jīng)是被人揪住了，他的手溫度不高，有點冰涼，像是冰涼的蛇一樣，害我**皮疙瘩瞬間起了一身。                                                                                                             我掙脫開他的爪子，m著自己的頸后，瞪著眼前的男生。                                                                                                             “話說，你是不是應該也道個歉？”小白臉君看著我，問著。                                                                                                             擦！                                                                                                             有話就不能好好說么，非要動手動腳么！                                                                                                             我瞪著李澈，趙倩推了推我的手臂，示意我還是道個歉了事算了。                                                                                                             算了，jiejie我能伸能屈。                                                                                                             “對……”還沒等我開口，小白臉又開口了，“怎么說也得請客吃頓飯來賠罪不是？”                                                                                                             嚶嚶嚶嚶，居然還敲詐我？                                                                                                             我回頭看著趙倩，一臉可憐巴巴的樣子，他居然敲詐我！                                                                                                             趙倩閉上了眼睛，當做什么都沒有看見，用行動來默認。                                                                                                             我回頭，帶著討好的商量。                                                                                                             “食堂成不？！”                                                                                                             小白臉哼了兩聲，回答很明顯，不行！                                                                                                             這個世界實在太黑暗了！                                                                                                             小白臉李澈選的地方是z大北門的一條小吃街，各se各樣的食物都有，當然更加不缺的是小飯館。                                                                                                             在他哼唧著堅決不去物美價廉的食堂的時候，我就知道，這丫的絕對不肯屈就一碗餛飩或者一份快餐就能解決一頓的地方，捏了捏口袋里面的錢，我覺得有點悲劇。                                                                                                             我身上只有六十二塊錢，下樓來的我身上帶了手機，k子口袋里面只有十二塊錢，另外一張五十塊的，還是趙倩友情贊助的。                                                                                                             要是等會不夠的話，會不會真的留我在那邊刷盤子啊？我想。                                                                                                             “怎么了，還不樂意？”李澈看了我一眼，嘴角上的笑容y險了許多，“啊啊，你說去吃韓國料理在怎么樣？要不，日本壽司？”                                                                                                             我捏緊了口袋里面的錢，內(nèi)牛滿面，你個崇洋媚外的劍南春?。?/br>