小白臉那報(bào)出來(lái)的食物雖然很誘惑，但是聽(tīng)在我這個(gè)沒(méi)錢人的耳中，只覺(jué)得是異常的憤怒，jiejie我窮的身上只有六十二塊錢了，要是敢吃這么貴，我就把你扔在那邊出賣se相去！                                                                                                             也不知道是不是我的內(nèi)心祈禱真的是奏了效，他還真的沒(méi)有去那韓國(guó)料理店或者是壽司店揮金如土，轉(zhuǎn)頭進(jìn)了一家小餐館。                                                                                                             阿米豆腐啊！                                                                                                             李澈在一張空位上坐了下來(lái)，服務(wù)員動(dòng)作很麻利地迎了上來(lái)，送上了一份菜單，站在一邊等著點(diǎn)菜。                                                                                                             “嗯，一盤酸菜魚，一盤紅燒**塊，再來(lái)一個(gè)香菇青菜?！崩畛褐е掳?，指尖點(diǎn)著菜單上的菜，漫不經(jīng)心地報(bào)著菜名。                                                                                                             我坐在對(duì)面，瞄著菜單上的價(jià)位，一邊默默地在心底算著，雖然咱高考數(shù)學(xué)是個(gè)悲劇，在大學(xué)里面也沒(méi)有接觸到數(shù)學(xué)那玩意，但是簡(jiǎn)單的加減還是懂得的。                                                                                                             默默地在心底算出了一個(gè)數(shù)字，再加上兩個(gè)人一人一塊的飯錢之后，我松了一口氣，雖然眼前這混蛋一頓飯吃掉了我一周的飯錢，但口袋的錢還是夠付的，付完之后還能多兩塊錢……                                                                                                             瑪麗隔壁的！                                                                                                             飯館服務(wù)生很快就走的沒(méi)影了，留下我和那李澈大眼瞪小眼。                                                                                                             “怎么，還不舍得？”                                                                                                             李澈支著下巴，看著我問(wèn)著。                                                                                                             舍得？當(dāng)然不舍得，這種問(wèn)話實(shí)在有些欠扁，我家不是開(kāi)銀行的，也不是富二代，就算是富二代也沒(méi)有把錢當(dāng)花灑的吧，真金白銀的，我雖不是一個(gè)很節(jié)儉的人，可也沒(méi)有大手大腳花錢的習(xí)慣。                                                                                                             我瞪他一眼，拿了桌上的茶壺往自己面前的茶杯里面倒了一杯水，開(kāi)始涮筷子和湯匙，錢是我花的，能吃多少是多少，總得為自己老回點(diǎn)本。                                                                                                             菜很快就上了桌，李澈吃飯速度不算很快，但是食量蠻大，一碗飯之后又叫了一碗。                                                                                                             飯館的老板也挺給力，直接上了一品鍋，滿滿一陶瓷鍋的飯，看著就讓人覺(jué)得撐的慌，這是我們學(xué)校邊的特se，吃飯吃飯，飯絕對(duì)管飽。                                                                                                             我食量不大，一般x一碗飯就解決掉一餐了，偶爾胃□□發(fā)的時(shí)候會(huì)進(jìn)化到猛吞兩碗飯，李澈像是一整天都沒(méi)有吃過(guò)飯一樣，那扒飯的速度實(shí)在夠快，在我扒掉一碗半的時(shí)候，他已經(jīng)把一品鍋里面飯扒掉了大半。                                                                                                             瑪麗隔壁的，果然是吃軟飯的小白臉啊！                                                                                                             李澈放了下了碗筷，表示自己吃飽了。                                                                                                             我瞪他，用筷子敲著飯桌上三道菜的盤子邊沿。                                                                                                             “喂，這個(gè)勤儉節(jié)約是美德，你點(diǎn)的菜可還沒(méi)吃完呢！”                                                                                                             坑了jiejie這么一筆，不給我吃的gg凈凈的，你對(duì)得起我……的錢么？                                                                                                             李澈瞅著我，那表情看上去很有點(diǎn)高深莫測(cè)的味道，一會(huì)之后他才答道：“你不是也吃了么？”                                                                                                             = =                                                                                                              “那也得吃完了之后再走，不然我可不付錢！”                                                                                                             我認(rèn)真地說(shuō)著，我爸是從小苦過(guò)來(lái)的，所以從小就教育我，吃多少飯，盛多少飯，一粒米都不準(zhǔn)浪費(fèi)，怎么說(shuō)我的內(nèi)心都是正直講美德的好姑娘。                                                                                                             “那行！”李澈點(diǎn)頭，一臉認(rèn)同我的樣子，“那就一起吃完吧！”                                                                                                             我突然覺(jué)得，保持自己良好的美德也是一件很痛苦的事情。                                                                                                             一品鍋里面還留有不少的飯，剩下的大概分一下每人大半碗左右，李澈似乎想到了什么好玩的事情一樣，拿過(guò)了我的碗，給我添了大半碗。                                                                                                             “這樣吧，咱們b賽吃飯，等會(huì)我數(shù)一二三，然后就開(kāi)始吃，誰(shuí)吃的最慢，等會(huì)就誰(shuí)結(jié)賬……”                                                                                                             我看著李澈，這小白臉實(shí)在太居心叵測(cè)了。                                                                                                             聽(tīng)到后半句的時(shí)候，我份外的哈皮，可一想到前半句，我立馬就四十五度角明媚而憂傷了，我掂量著自己的胃容量，雖然沒(méi)有牛的四個(gè)胃，但是再吃大半碗的話，應(yīng)該還是有能力撐的下去的吧？                                                                                                             “行！”                                                                                                             我拍了一下桌子，為了這一頓飯錢，jiejie我拼了！                                                                                                             我和李澈兩個(gè)人手上都捧著一碗大半碗飯，眼睛互瞪。                                                                                                             “預(yù)備！”                                                                                                             李澈把飯碗也端高了一點(diǎn)，g據(jù)我的預(yù)測(cè)，他一定是打算等到喊完一二三之后就立馬開(kāi)始扒飯的，我絕對(duì)不能被他占了先機(jī)。                                                                                                             我咬著飯碗的邊緣，打算他一喊停，立馬吞飯。                                                                                                             “一！二!三！”                                                                                                             果然一如我預(yù)測(cè)的那樣，李澈一喊完，那手上的筷子舞的和船槳似的，動(dòng)作快的好像剛剛那幾碗飯對(duì)他來(lái)說(shuō)不就是開(kāi)胃菜一樣。                                                                                                             但是，有些時(shí)候，飯不一定要嚼的，當(dāng)別人都只看到我的x的時(shí)候，她們都忘記了，我還有一顆腦袋，雖然不是天才的頭腦，至少還是b較靠譜的。                                                                                                             我很有先見(jiàn)之明地在吃飯b賽進(jìn)行之前給自己倒了一杯茶。                                                                                                             這個(gè)是我的習(xí)慣，就像是我爸習(xí)慣飯后一g煙，快活似神仙一樣，我習(xí)慣在吃完晚飯的時(shí)候喝兩口水，潤(rùn)潤(rùn)喉，去去油膩。                                                                                                             也正是這個(gè)好習(xí)慣，讓我現(xiàn)在很得瑟，你想，再狠狠扒了一嘴巴的飯之后一口水一灌直接咽下去，連咀嚼都省掉了，這不贏的話，我詛咒我明天自己變成三十六g。                                                                                                             所以，在我吞掉那一碗飯，對(duì)著還有兩三口飯沒(méi)有吃掉的小白臉君b出勝利的v型手勢(shì)時(shí)，他的表情是很錯(cuò)愕的。                                                                                                             “我贏了！”                                                                                                             我萬(wàn)分得瑟，只差沒(méi)有站起來(lái)扭兩下。                                                                                                             “付錢！”我得意地拍桌，雖然撐的慌，但是也算是值了，我可以瞑目了。                                                                                                             “我要求重賽?！崩畛旱穆曇羟謇?，帶著一gu子不容拒絕，“你剛剛喝水了，所以不算！”                                                                                                             哈？                                                                                                             我睜大了眼睛瞅著他，這個(gè)笑話真的一點(diǎn)都不好笑。                                                                                                             “你剛剛沒(méi)有做出這個(gè)聲明，反正我贏了?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            我起身，打算拉開(kāi)椅子走人，沒(méi)有想到小白臉君是那么輸不起的男人，居然對(duì)nv人還想耍賴，他真不該姓李，應(yīng)該姓賴名無(wú)恥才對(duì)。                                                                                                             “重賽！”李澈臉上帶笑，“不然我就大聲地說(shuō)，前兩天某個(gè)人啊，在電梯里面啊，開(kāi)了一顆紐扣啊……”                                                                                                             啊你妹??！                                                                                                             我覺(jué)得這家伙不僅姓賴名無(wú)恥，還字下流，別號(hào)流氓。                                                                                                             我漲紅了一張臉，坐了下來(lái)。                                                                                                             “最后一次，要愿賭服輸！”                                                                                                             我咬牙切齒，剛剛那一碗飯撐的我胃已經(jīng)沒(méi)有半點(diǎn)容量了，估計(jì)再吃的話，就要堵到喉嚨口了，但是為了自己的名譽(yù)，為了身為nvx的名節(jié)……                                                                                                             生活就像強(qiáng)*j，我就被一碗飯?jiān)購(gòu)?qiáng)上一回吧！                                                                                                             “行，這一次不準(zhǔn)喝水！”李澈點(diǎn)頭，再度作出申明，“可以吃菜，不準(zhǔn)喝水?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            嚶嚶嚶嚶，這家伙果然是山y(tǒng)人士，瞧瞧這y毒的！                                                                                                             我點(diǎn)頭。                                                                                                             李澈準(zhǔn)備再給我添飯，但是這一品鍋只剩下鍋壁上還殘留著飯粒外，基本上已經(jīng)清空了。                                                                                                             “老板，再來(lái)一碗飯！”                                                                                                             李澈朝著坐在柜臺(tái)后的老板喊了一聲。                                                                                                             “好咧！”                                                                                                             老板臉上掛著笑，連連瞅了瞅我和李澈兩眼，因?yàn)閷W(xué)校邊上小飯館多，除了像小白臉一樣喜歡走小資路線的學(xué)生，大部分還是投奔了食堂的懷抱，所以這家店里面的生意算不上冷清，可也不算特別的好。                                                                                                             從剛剛開(kāi)始，老板就很哈皮地看著我和李澈兩個(gè)人開(kāi)始耍寶b吃飯，模樣要多愉悅就有多愉悅，這一點(diǎn)，從他給我們打的超過(guò)一碗容量的米飯上就可以得知。                                                                                                             老板，你實(shí)在太給力了??！                                                                                                             我看著那米飯淚流滿面。                                                                                                             兩個(gè)人又重新瓜分了米飯，然后在大眼瞪小眼之中，又開(kāi)始了扒拉米飯的b賽。                                                                                                             后來(lái)想想，我覺(jué)得這個(gè)時(shí)候的自己，也挺飯桶的，怎么就會(huì)腦門一ch0u風(fēng)和這家伙玩起這種幼稚的游戲來(lái)了。                                                                                                             從小飯館里面出來(lái)的時(shí)候，我覺(jué)得，這米飯就堵在嗓子眼，隨時(shí)有著像巖漿那樣噴涌而出的可能。                                                                                                             “哼哼，知道厲害了吧，叫你不要再b了，你非得b第二回！”                                                                                                             雖然堵的慌，但是心情還是很不錯(cuò)的，至少我又贏了那小白臉一回。我朝著走在自己前面一步的李澈哼唧著，他的臉se也不是很好看，就像剛剛菜桌上的那一盤香菇青菜一樣的顏se，多吃少吃還是得他買單，叫他自作孽不可活！                                                                                                             “哼！”                                                                                                             李澈有些不爽地冒出了一聲冷哼，然后一言不發(fā)地往著學(xué)校走。                                                                                                             我的心情大概因?yàn)榈谝淮纬燥堏A了一個(gè)男生而覺(jué)得很好，雖然這不是什么值得慶幸的事情。                                                                                                             在穿過(guò)馬路的時(shí)候，我決定告訴他一個(gè)秘密。                                                                                                             “其實(shí)，我剛剛吐了一口飯?jiān)诓徒砑埳稀?nbsp;                                                                                                            我在后頭笑呵呵的，一想到這件無(wú)恥而又猥瑣的事情，我心情更加爽了，m著自己趨近飯桶的腰身，笑聲也更加肆無(wú)忌憚了點(diǎn)。                                                                                                             剛剛我作弊了，而且作弊沒(méi)人發(fā)現(xiàn)……                                                                                                             李澈回過(guò)了頭，瞅著我。                                                                                                             “你說(shuō)真的？”他問(wèn)，聲音無(wú)b認(rèn)真。                                                                                                             我點(diǎn)頭，反正他都已經(jīng)付錢了，能耐我何。要是真的把我怎么樣了，我當(dāng)場(chǎng)喊非禮算了，小北門來(lái)來(lái)往往這么多人，還愁不能耐他何。                                                                                                             “其實(shí)，我也有件事情沒(méi)有告訴你，”他清了清嗓子，一臉尊敬樣，“學(xué)姐你好，我是企管一年級(jí)的靳騏。”                                                                                                             我飯桶身軀一震，終于把瑪麗隔壁這一句話給罵出了口，伴隨著的還有一聲響亮的飽嗝。                                                                                                             丫的冒名頂替居然還敢惡人先告狀，實(shí)在太讓人震驚了！